April 30, 2012
April 08, 2012
7 FUNNY JOKES
1). In School Days,
SANTA Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.
"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???
He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D
2). Girlfriend: Baby,
I'm Pregnant.What Do You Want It To Be?
.
.
.
.
.
Boyfriend: A Joke.
3). What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake...:p
Wife is earth quake...:p
4). Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
5). 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis
I Will Marry Ur Sis
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
7). SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
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