A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.
Q: What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale?
A: Because theres no light in the closet!
Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?
A: "A few months ago"
Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!
Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What does Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common?
A: They’re both waiting for balls to drop!
Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay?
A: He will slap you with his man purse.
Q:What do you call a Canadian girl who can't sing?
Q: What is Justin Bieber's new hit single?
A: "If I were a Boy"
Q: What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A: One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover?
A: Sometimes it's named 'Justin Bieber', and you know its crap!
Q: Why is Justin Bieber like Ms. Pac-man!
A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow!
Q: How hard is puberty going to hit Justin Bieber?
A: Harder then Chris Brown hitting Rihanna! I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch dick, But it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
Q: What does Justin Biebers asshole and his mouth have in common?
A: They both produce the same shit!
Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar?
A: A Snickers bar has nuts!
Q: Why do Justin Biebers male friends nickname him "Shotgun"?
A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Bieber?
A: The Queen of Crap!
Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
A: They both want to be real boys.
Q: What is the biggest lie of 2011?
A: "Justin Bieber is the father of my Baby" - Mariah Yeater.
Q: What is Victoria's Secret?
A: (whispering) Justin Bieber is gay!
Q: How do you piss off Justin Bieber?
A: Tell him Santa Claus aint real.
Q: How do you REALLY piss him off?
A: Punch him in the teeth & tell him the tooth fairy aint real!
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