1. Don't live in India -
Migrate to Bharat instead.
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
2. Don't eat chowmein.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
3. Don't go out with boys in the night.
(Courtesy - Abu Azmi of Samajwadi Party).
Better still - go on self imposed house-arrest.
4. Don't wear jeans. Fashion is strictly prohibited.
(Courtesy - too may people to mention)
5. Get married when you are 16years old.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
6. Don't use mobile.
(Courtesy - Some Panchayat in UP)
7. Don't cross Maryada
(Courtesy - MP Minister Kailash Vijayvargiya)
8. Say NO to anything remotely connected to western culture
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
9. Perform puja to put "stars" in correct "position".
(Courtesy - Chhattisgarh Home Minister Nanki Ram Kanwar)
And if everything mentioned above fails and you are still being raped, here is the last weapon
10. Call your rapist "Bhaiya".
(Courtesy - Spiritual Guru Asaramji Bapu)
That ought to STOP THE RAPE!!
Courtesy: Random FB guys
Migrate to Bharat instead.
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
2. Don't eat chowmein.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
3. Don't go out with boys in the night.
(Courtesy - Abu Azmi of Samajwadi Party).
Better still - go on self imposed house-arrest.
4. Don't wear jeans. Fashion is strictly prohibited.
(Courtesy - too may people to mention)
5. Get married when you are 16years old.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
6. Don't use mobile.
(Courtesy - Some Panchayat in UP)
7. Don't cross Maryada
(Courtesy - MP Minister Kailash Vijayvargiya)
8. Say NO to anything remotely connected to western culture
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
9. Perform puja to put "stars" in correct "position".
(Courtesy - Chhattisgarh Home Minister Nanki Ram Kanwar)
And if everything mentioned above fails and you are still being raped, here is the last weapon
10. Call your rapist "Bhaiya".
(Courtesy - Spiritual Guru Asaramji Bapu)
That ought to STOP THE RAPE!!
Courtesy: Random FB guys
so true,
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